What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:43

Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Live and Let Die
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”